The craziest thing in the world happened today and I don’t even know if I am ready to fully disclose all of the exciting details. First, when I woke up this morning, I noticed that the sun was shining very brightly for it only being 6am. When I looked outside of my window, I saw about twenty different animals playing in my backyard, all inside of the fisher price jumperoo forest fun pen! It was the craziest sight I have ever set my blue eyes upon. There was a lion dancing with a donkey and a snake smoking a cigar and even a tiger that was being pet by a pig. I didn’t even know what to think. I must have been dreaming! Yes, definitely dreaming. So I decided to go outside and see for myself if this party was really just a dream.
When I stepped outside I couldn’t believe my eyes! There were even more animals than before and how there were dolphins swimming inside of the pool. One of them even did a flip in the air and it was the coolest thing I think I have ever seen a dolphin do. Then I felt bad because I was being such a bad party hostess and I never even asked any of the animals if they needed a drink or something to eat!
I went inside and thought long and hard about the type of food I would give my jumperoo rainforest friends. I looked inside of the pantry and found some chips and salsa and some candy. Yes, this will be perfect, because what animal doesn’t like some chips and salsa at a party!
I went to bring the food out and was greeted by a cheetah who started talking to me! The cheetah asked if we had a piñata that they could put the candy into and play with! Well, yes I sure do, I thought! But the cheetah didn’t like the piñata I ahd, and he told me he was insulted that I would even think for a second that the animals would want to play with a toy shaped after their own donkey friend. I felt bad, well of course, I wouldn’t want to bat at a piñata that looked like one of my human friends!
So instead, I offered that we play musical chairs because it would be really fun to watch all of the animals chase one another in a circle while I played some really loud music and then watched them fight for a seat. This was a good idea, even the lion thought so. When we started playing it got really crazy and I wondered if the party was up to par with the ones that the animals were used to having. I sure hope so because these animals left a big old mess in my backyard to clean up.
I’m glad they didn’t try and use my bathroom though! Let me tell you, these animals like to go potty! I may even need to hire a whole cleaning crew just to take care of the leftover surprises from the elephant! He wasn’t feeling too well by the end of the party and I think that he must have had too much candy or something. Next time, I will be sure to plan something much more entertaining so that all of the forest animals can have a lot of fun.